Then death and birth certs will come in standard 'Thursday' and 'Tuesday' format with all kinds of different fancy templates and be sold locally at every convenience store.

What if one fine day 11 o'clock caught her boyfriend 12 o'clock in bed with 9 o'clock, ditched 12, went to her psychologist 6 and confided in him only to fall in love with him. They decide to elope, leaving the 3.15 to tend to the office while they eloped?