I haven't taken my medication and am making little sense. The toaster told me you liked the toilet roll and my pencil likes you, so the three of you can run off and live in Malta for all I care. The dogs are going to put on an airshow after we have some lunch, so please try to be gone by then as security will be headed up by the vacuum, and I know how well you two get along.

I decided to block you from our checking and savings accounts because...