we would probably never find out because A. the government would cover it up or B. the entertianment industry would cover is up and C. it would end up in the tabloids and only old ladies with lots of cats would believe it.

and if we could understand dog talk... my dog would be telling me that I am her slave... seeming as I give her baths, feed her, take 10 min to get dressed warmly to take her out to pooo only to have to pick it up and then take 10 min to take all of the clothse of and in the end she gets a treat and Ive been disturbed for 30min. She is my master... I am but a silly human.

if we didnt have to cook...