I would travel back to the time of Adam and Eve... (ok im not religious but anyway) and I would knock Adam out, hide him somewhere, and kiss the lovely Eve, henceforth creating new history, re-writing the bible in my actions and being forever remembered as Griffin from Griffin and Eve. also she would be stoked cos she has never had a man, so she can hardly compare me to anyone else right?


If your parents were wee tree sprites from bonny Scotland.....