what confuses me is that there was a first ever telephone, surely there should have been the first ever pair of telephones to make it work? anyway, i'm sure you'll agree that this is particulary stylish, imagine if we all had one of these in our pockets instead of a mobile...

HELLO? YEAH, I'M IN THE LIBRARY!



can i have a house covered in white christmas lights, please? none of those tacky coloured bulbs! (um, cos like any house covered in lights is going to be remotely tasteful!)