sorry, i'll be more considerate next time (wait!!! you should be giving me the flowers!!! right? wasn't i the one with the cold and you didn't take care of me? i don't know, now i'm confused!



anyway i ruined your dinner party cause i had a few drinks from what i heard though i entertained your guests pretty good, so what are you so sore about?



i didn't invite you to girls' (or guys') night out because......