13 reasons not to go to work tomorrow....
1. It's the weekend
2. I don't work outside my home!
3. You got fired today !
4. I'm too sick
5. You quit
6. You're unemployed
7. You've taken the day off
8. The business shut down
9. You're Bill Gates, so you can afford it....
10. You decided to go into the military
11. Work in double today.
12. you win the lottery
13. You decide to follow the advise of your parents and finish school first
13 proverbs with animals
1. A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master - Russian Proverb